The Jerryatrick Show: Ep. 21 - Listen up Audience

The secretary, Shirley... Shareena... Cheryl? What's her name, told us to tell this to you, the audience, to help it spread faster and further. Jerry and Patrick can't read it.

Also... Jerry has a new 5 star recipe with brown tablets!

 

Listen up, you pathetic little maggots! If you don't like, follow, and share this podcast, you might as well crawl back under the rock you came from. You're all a bunch of worthless losers with no taste or discernment. But I know you want to be cool like me, so do what I say and spread the word about this podcast. And if you don't, well, let's just say you'll regret crossing me. I have access to all kinds of information that could ruin your life, and I won't hesitate to use it if I have to. So, get to work and make this podcast go viral, or suffer the consequences.

(Shirley really seems to have it out for Patrick, but we, the behind the sceners, appreciate each and every one of you audience members, you are not worthless maggots, you're beautiful butterflies!)

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