The Jerryatrick Show
Jerry and Patrick come together as geriatrics to tell you their old-folk stories, whilst forgetting what they just said. Give them a break, they are old.
Episodes
Friday Jan 19, 2024
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep. 33 - The CRY Pod
Friday Jan 19, 2024
Friday Jan 19, 2024
The duo meets with Herbert & Albert to discuss the new mysterious pods appearing in everyone’s rooms.
This recording was found in 2024 with all the retirees stuck in these mysterious pods.
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Friday Dec 08, 2023
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep. 32 - Anniversary Episode!
Friday Dec 08, 2023
Friday Dec 08, 2023
To celebrate one year of the Jerryatrick show, Emmett and Sebastien step out from behind their characters to talk about the show. Listen in to hear the origins of the elderly duo, what our favorite episodes were, and other anecdotes about the show.
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NOTE: There was an issue with the recording at the end of the podcast so there may be some audio artifacts.
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Thursday Nov 23, 2023
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep. 31 - The Arbiter’s Birthday Party
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Nanette makes a visit to help Patrick after his pillow fort collapse.
Jerry and Patrick talk about the Arbiter's birthday party and it's strange happenings.
Patrick has been employing Mitch in his schemes, while Jerry has been helping Stu clean his cage.
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Monday Nov 06, 2023
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep 30. - Ancient Artworks
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Jerry & Patrick discuss the aftermath of demoing Barbara's Buttplugs.
They also talk about their ancient artworks, both making and commissioning them.
The duo also remembers the origins of bingo, the greatest game based on a man.
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Saturday Oct 28, 2023
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep. 29 - Demoing Barbara’s Products
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Jerry and Patrick describe the strange circumstances around the staff's reappearance.
The duo reminisce about the good old days of unregulated cults.
Barbara has provided some samples of her buttplugs for our geriatrics to try, much to the chagrin of Patrick.
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Monday Oct 16, 2023
The Jerryenda Show: Ep. 28 - Barbara’s Buttplugs
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Monday Oct 16, 2023
After the staff disappeared and reappeared in the retirement home, Jerry needed to record some thoughts in his newly built pillow fort. Unfortunately, Brenda barged in and confronted Jerry about not trying her garbanzo bean buttplug. Jerry is not pleased, but he did promise to try it.
Find out what happens next episode when Jerry and Patrick try? the new plugs.
Special thanks to our guest Brenda played by the lovely Katrina Dutt. You can find out more on her website at https://katrinadutt.wixsite.com/katrinadutt
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Monday Sep 04, 2023
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep. 27 - Where Have Osmosis and Ligament Been?
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Welcome back to a slight hiatus from the Jerryatrick Show. Apologies for the absence, Seb and Emmett had quite the busy streak of life duties and we have since crested over that. Now, we should be back to our regular unscheduled programming!
In this episode, we catch up on why Jerry and Patrick have been absent from the show... Well, it turns out that at about the time Seb and Emmett had to leave, the staff of the Retirement home also left!!!! How have they survived without Charlotte? the Arbiter? The cooks? well...
Patrick serves the Oatmeal now (he has the monopoly)
Jerry flings white paint onto a white wall at night
A swimming party inside the home!
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Friday Jun 30, 2023
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep 26 - A Selection of Quotes
Friday Jun 30, 2023
Friday Jun 30, 2023
Jerry and Patrick have recorded some bitesize bits of wisdom set to their favorite record from their gramophone collection.
As well as much more rambling, forgetfulness, and general geriatric-ness, which we've spared you from.
Enjoy this selection of quotes from your favorite duo.
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Friday Jun 16, 2023
The Jerry Show: Ep. 25 - Jerry Goes for a Walk
Friday Jun 16, 2023
Friday Jun 16, 2023
Jerry has been let out of the retirement home to take a walk, alone!
He tells tales of his woodworking skills, an incident between a co-worker Pete and a table saw, and describes a beautiful view.
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Friday Jun 09, 2023
The Jerryatrick Show: Ep 24 - El Jérry
Friday Jun 09, 2023
Friday Jun 09, 2023
Jerry used to build and operate elevators (“up-down room”) in shifts (“flip flops”) with Jim Jam (“Jim Jam”).
Patrick used to work flip flops, in flip flops, packing tacks in Tic’s Tack factory, before the accident…
The duo discuss the success of their gambling operation and what they’re going to use their riches for.
Jerry starts speaking Spanish to Patrick who thinks his friend has been possessed.
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Who are Jerry and Patrick
Jerry and Patrick have been life-long pals. They grew up together, worked together, laughed together, sponge-bathed together, were maybe in a war together? The thing is, they are old, how old? Neither of them know. Listen to these two geriatrics as they recount stories, memories, current accounts of their horrendous retirement home situation, and many more old man stuff... if they can even remember it.